I've been single for a few months now and decided to get back out there. The problem is that all my running buddies are attached/married/baby daddys so it's getting harder to meet people in the traditional way and getting set up is miserable.
I march to the beat of my own drummer. I spent most of my 20's after college bouncing around the world. It has given me a different perspective on life and what matters. I'm kind of a meathead but I don't pretend to be a cage fighter like half of the guys in Huntington. I don't own any Affliction shirts and don't drink until I vomit on myself at Sharky's. I love sports and being active but I also enjoy museums, live music and theater. I saw Book of Mormon a couple months ago and laughed until I cried.
I prefer a patio with a view of the ocean instead of a club and I dig local haunts with good food. I'm looking for someone who is chill, adventurous and trustworthy. I honestly don't need more than that. A woman I can ride down to the beach with and enjoy lazy afternoon buckets of cold beer. Go watch the Angels in summer and laugh at me as a swear at the TV during the Steelers games, especially lately because we suck.
I have been told that I am charming. I have a very dark/dry sense of humor. I can laugh at myself because I know what a dork I can be. I'm a cuddler and I can't believe I just admitted that. I'm also the greatest cook in the history of the world. Thomas Keller has got nothing on me.
I am actually looking for the right person to grow with but this has got to be fun. It's not supposed to be like an interrogation. So let's grab a drink and rock this puppy.
Disclaimer: No puppies were hurt in the writing of this bio.