1) I never have or ever will wear a baseball cap backwards.
2) Your parents will like me.
3) I can give a kick ass back rub.
4) I'll let you hold the remote.
5) I can lift heavy things and fix broken things.
6) I'll never try to fix you, instead I'll listen.
7) I'm kind to animals.
8) I'm not afraid of public displays of affection. I like hold hands.
9) I'll only have eyes for you.
10) I always put the toilet seat down (mostly to stop the cat from drinking out of it)
11) I understand that foreplay starts before your clothes come off.
12) I'll take care of you when you're sick.
13) I'd rather do something with you, than watch football all day.
14) You'll get flower even when I haven't done anything wrong.
15) I never forget a birthday or anniversary.
16) I try to be a better person today than I was yesterday.
17) I won't try to sleep with your sister or friends.
18) Housework is fun (ok, who am I kidding with this one, but I still do it).
19) I can admit when I'm wrong.
20) I will squish bugs for you. Or gentle release them outside.
21) I'd even run to the store to buy you tampons.
22) I've got way too much unused closet space.
23) I won't complain if you want to see a chick flick.
24) I will call when I said I'd call.
25) I enjoy working out, so when I get home, I'm in shape and happy.
26) I've got a great job, my own house, a reliable car and a wonderful life.
- It would be even better with you in it.