Do comedies make you laugh, dramas make you think, horror films make you jump, and foreign films make you read? If yes, please continue.
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator.' First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie, not the chick in the third one because that one sucked, and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg, it ruins the fantasy.
P.S. I just moved to West Palm from South Beach and LA (long story!), so I'm still getting settled in and need a tour guide.
