O man these things are so generic. Yes I live in Orange County.... but I grew up in the country (Idaho to be specific) and saw Jaws........ Boat ok, body touching the water? no way. I am the guy on the beach keeping the fire going (bit of a fire bug). My work ethic is unquestionable. I work hard and do not take vacations. I would like to meet someone that can give me reason to change that.
I fear cotton. Yes cotton. that fluffy white stuff that comes in your prescription bottle. The stuff you stick in between your toes when painting your nails.... cotton. I'm breaking out in a sweat just typing this...... I think I was pushed into a cotton gin by Mr. Whitney himself in a past life. I wear cotton shirts on a daily basis but you bring out cotton balls and you will wet yourself with laughter at my discomfort. I have to have a sense of humor about it otherwise I'm just the crazy guy who is scared of cotton. A little too much information for a profile posting? maybe. Generic lies about what women want to hear to get their attention? NOPE. However, If you have read all of this then I at least got "your" attention ;).
Key Points that seem to show up on Women's profiles:
Job?
No, I have a career.
Car?
No, I have a truck.
Live @ home? Hell no, I can walk around nekkid if I wanna. (no roommates either)
Edumacated? I can spell (with spell checker). Actually I am finishing my degree in my actual field of work. I'm the smartest dumb guy I know.
Make you laugh?
I dunno.... did I?
Gentleman?
Yes ma'am. Thanks for asking. I dare a woman to not say thanks as I'm holding the door open for them at the store. "Embarrassment Time". Ladies; It's a courtesy when a man holds the door open for you. Not a right. Say thanks!!!
Prince Charming?
Not with words.
Alcoholic?
No DUI's on record. I don't drink and drive. If i have to many (which is rare) I get a cab or close one eye and cruise.
Sarcastic?
Hows this..... Thanks for viewing my profile. I do apologize if I do not respond in a timely fashion. I just get so many winks/pokes/emails that I just don't have the time to answer you all..... hee hee wink, wink...giggle giggle...
Wow, I almost threw up a little writing that. (above sarcasm brought to you by actual profiles on this site)
Cheers,
M.
Who I'm Looking For:
That's an easy one.
I'm looking for my fifth element.
