I'm a horrible person with no sense of humor. I can make you laugh. One of those is true.
The pic of me in the suit is from 2008 or so, but I still look pretty much just like that. The self pics are more recent, taken in 9/12. I worked as a broker for AG Edwards from '06 through '09, so that's the reason for the suit and tie pic. I don't dress like that on a daily basis anymore.
I'm a Car Hauler.
Are you looking for a deep thinker? Someone who at least thinks critically? Someone who has a sense of silly to go along with the sense of humor?
Or are you looking for someone that is gullible, accepts everything on face value, is as shallow as a puddle and thinks there is an invisible man that lives in the sky?
If it's the former, then you are on the right profile.
If it's the latter, then please, PLEASE move along.
So many women say they "Like to laugh". Well who the hell doesn't? I KNOW I can make you laugh. The thing is, I don't look like Brad Pitt or Josh Duhamel. I'm not 6'3" and I don't have a net worth exceeding 7 figures.
But I know who I am, I know what I like, I know how to do what I do VERY well and I'm damned good at it.
Walks on the beach. You know what? The beach kinda sucks. It's great for a day once a summer or on vacation, but even then, I don't want to spend all my time there. The ocean is full of creatures that want to eat me for lunch. I don't go into their kitchen, and they only come into mine properly attired! I don't want sand in my damned shoes all the time. So if "Long walks on the beach" is your idea of romance, let me introduce you to MY idea of romance;
You sit on a bar stool across the counter from my kitchen and drink your favorite type of wine and chat with me while I prepare you the most fabulous meal you have ever eaten. One that I started preparing 2 days before you walked in and one that includes a Cognac flambe', just for fun. And then I serve it to you on a candlelit table on my patio overlooking a tributary to the St. Johns river.
With crappy tableware and plastic sporks.
But good wine. I do know a little something about wine.
And we both swat bugs away the whole time. Hey! It's Florida!
Talk about Romance!
Cut me some slack, OK? I may not have the post doctoral you are looking for, but I can converse with the best of them. I am well traveled, (I travel for a living) and fairly well read, but I don't run off to Rome at the drop of a hat (I can't afford it) and Tolstoy bores me
I'm just looking for someone that is a lot like me - a critical thinker. Someone who knows that Romney would have been a HUGE mistake for this country. Someone with at least a moderate grasp of the English Language. If you don't know the difference between to and too, Your and You're and There, Their and They're, you really should move along. I just don't have any patience for people who claim to be educated, yet can not spell.
Whatever you decide, I wish you the very best in your search.
