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36 year old man
Venice, California, United States

Seeking:
women 25-35
Within:
5 Miles of Venice, California, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Slender
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
Faith:
Atheist
Smoke:
Occasionally
Drink:
Moderately

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Hi! I'm a semi-regular guy living a pretty laid-back life by the beach. Most of the week I sit in the comfort of my home office plotting ways to take over the world, or scheming how to get rich by selling get rich quick schemes. I'm just ever so slightly cynical, definitely very critical, often quite sarcastic, and only a mite arrogant. My sense of humor is very dry, and you can easily bamboozle me by keeping a straight face while telling me something ridiculous. I love to argue, but not in a heated voice... I just like making a point!

I'm patient with people who are close to me, very understanding, a good sport (usually!), affectionate, and completely oblivious to everyone around me when I'm with the one I love, but I'm also easily irritated (especially by people who drive 5 miles an hour under the speed limit), stubborn as a mule, highly competitive, rather aloof, and self-conscious as all heck if the mood isn't right.

I mix metaphors like they're going out of style, am prone to using convoluted 60 word run-on sentences, will judge you based on your grammar and spelling, and can probably handily beat you at Big Boggle, unless I drink too much and forget to write down all the plurals.

I love doing pretty much anything as long as it's with the right person, but I definitely prefer being away from crowds.. had enough of the party scene to last me a lifetime! Finding delicious or bizarre restaurants is my favorite pastime, followed closely by spending time with my friends shooting the shiznit, check-raise bluffing the river, downing a stellar glass of wine or beer, gazing down on Los Angeles from a trail above the Palisades, and pretending my lily white skin can survive a day at the beach with SPF 8.

After spending many moons in NYC, I've become accustomed to the convenience of walking. My neighborhood is a paradise in this respect (for LA, at least), and most of my driving consists of moving my car to the other side of the street on sweeping days (damn 100 year-old neighborhoods without driveways!). I strongly prefer meeting people who live west of Lincoln, both so I can indulge my distaste for traffic, and because people who live by the beach share a certain sensibility that lacks more often than not in the city proper folks. But, I can always make geographical exceptions for the right person. ^_^

Interests:
Camping, Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Performing arts, Playing cards, Political interests, Travel/Sightseeing, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Running, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Other types of exercise
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
I have Dogs
Pet Essay:

My boy Wally is a whoodle, a mix of wheaten terrier and poodle. He destroys about one grunting, squeaking, rattling toy hedgehog per week. I have those things on auto-deliver.

Political views:
Liberal
Sign:
Scorpio
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

In my off time, I chase barking dogs, fall asleep in traffic jams, disturb resting seagulls, nibble on paper, ridicule celebrities, construct origami boxes from napkins, blow enormous soap bubbles, and die in your arms tonight.

Favorite hot spots:

Main Street Santa Monica, Ocean Park, The Daily Pint, Venice Beach, Mori Sushi, Abbot Kinney, Temescal Canyon, Point Dume, the East Village, the West Village, the Lower East Side, Nolita, my dreams

Favorite things:

black comedies, twisted dramas, Breaking Bad, Louie, Islay scotch, Cronenberg, David Foster Wallace, Benga, Dali, splurging, kissing, hair crab, oysters, Roquefort, Rachmaninov, Petite Sirah

Last read:

Lin Yutang's The Importance of Living, Gravity's Rainbow, The New Yorker, The Economist, Harper's, The NY Times, The Washington Post, Grant's Interest Rate Observer, Slate, random stuff about irrational markets and Jungian psychology

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
3'0" (91cms) to 5'11" (180cms)
Body type:
Slender
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Brown
No preference
Hair:
Light brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
Occasionally
Occasionally, Cigar aficionado
Drink:
Moderately
Social Drinker, Regularly, Moderately
Occupation:
Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering
No preference

Pricing and analyzing credit derivatives. All the jobs, they be in NYC, but there ain't no beach in Manhattan.

Income:
$150,001+
$50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Divorced
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Someday
Definitely, Someday, Not sure
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Asian, Latino / Hispanic, Middle Eastern, White / Caucasian

Descendant of German pig farmers and British pickpockets.

Faith:
Atheist
Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist / Taoist, Jewish, Spiritual but not religious, Other

If the thought of worshiping anything makes you vaguely nauseous, we'll get along just fine.

Languages:
English
English
Education:
Some college
Some college, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

Knowledge is good. Accomplishments are better.

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