I prefer the non-electric version of battleship because I like to make the noises myself. Plus the electric version doesn't include machine-gun fire, sinking sounds, and overall malaise of the shipmen. I would like to someday stand in line at the grocery store without seeing which celebrities are getting fat, dying, or divorced: "Oh I feel so much better now, yup much better you than me." Not sure if someone is sketchy? Just ask yourself this one question: "would you go camping with them?" A wolverine could wrap christmas presents better than me. As long as I cover the entire surface area of the gift, I am happy. If you don't believe in: "once a cheater always a cheater" -you're a cheater. If you do believe in: "once a cheater always a cheater" -you are the cheatee- shitty. I like to go to the doctor and ask, "Hey, how's business?" I'm a big fan of pre-marital sex and hot tamales. Message me if Match makes you feel like you're surrounded by a pack of hyenas, but for some reason you're still here. Or you know why the guy in spandex looks in the mirror before he goes to the gym and says,
"ok....here I am.....I'm ready.... just like
this....nothin else...no shorts.....alrighty....here I go............"
Cause I've got no idea
