I'm relatively new to Stuart, FL (May 1st) and everything is going well. I have made a few trips and have met some interesting people and seen a lot of fascinating things. On the other hand, I have witnessed some of Florida’s less attractive subcultures. My favorite, of course, has to be the hoards of people walking around with popped collars. How did this bold fashion statement ever go out of style?! These “individuals” who wear their collar pointing up to the sky as if to say, “Look at me, I’m awesome.” are truly a fascinating bunch. Whenever I am fortunate to meet one of these spectacular people, I just know I am in for some truly stimulating conversation. Bless those of you brave enough to let the rest of know just how wicked cool you are through your collar.
I guess this is the point in my little spiel where I am supposed to say that I’m looking to meet people who can introduce me to the various historical and cultural points of interest a city like Stuart (and surrounding areas) can afford me. So, here it is; I’m looking to meet people who can introduce me to the various historical and cultural points of interest a city like Stuart can afford me. (I bet you didn't see that coming.)
I enjoy going out, but in regards to my sentiments about trolling for bar ass, the disingenuous flirtations with random intoxicated women has completely lost its amusement. I would rather tell people I met someone online than while holding their hair for them after too many SoCo and lime shots - although that is pretty romantic. (Definitely a great way to get to know someone.) Shoot me a message sometime. Oh, and rest assured knowing my natural grace, charm and ability to articulate myself go right out the window after a few beers. If that isn’t the kind of irresistible quality all women are looking for in a man, then I don’t know what is?!
