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40 year old man
Long Beach, California, United States

Seeking:
women 25-40
Within:
200 Miles of Long Beach, California, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
6'5" (195cms)
Faith:
Christian / Other
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I wanna fall in love at 85.
Go on shuffle board dates and dance to hits from 95. Our song would be Staying Alive. But only for the message, otherwise we'd keep away from disco it's depressing. We'd rock matching track suits and rope gold chains we'd look like Run DMC but in their old age. We'd take aerobics classes and wear bifocal glasses, and eat at iHop and hold hands at Sunday masses. And when it comes to the bedroom? Well nothing much would happen in the bedroom, because we're 85. But we'd still be down to take a walk, take a drive, or sit and talk, or have a drink and watch people as they passed by and ask each other why and how and who and where and when. And then we'd laugh and cry again about the people we had been and then I would touch her withered skin. And I would comment how thin it is to keep in something so infinite. Then she would smile sweet and blush, then tell me that I think too much. But hey I'm 85 and all I have is time and somehow I feel more alive. I turn my hearing aid up and listen to Maroon 5. And when it comes to the bedroom well hopefully every once and a while she let's me rock her world into the floral patterns of our bed post and hold her head close like death isn't chasing us. Planning on erasing us and replacing us with better versions of us. Reshaping us remaking us then recreating us with new identities so we can make new memories.
We still pop pills but its not the NyQuil anymore. Whenever we can't sleep we listen to the ocean floor. She got a sound of sea CD for me from the Brookstone store and ever since I've been snoring like a.... What is it? What's that word...?
Oh yeah... A buzzsaw!
Sorry I go blank sometime. What? I'm 85. I'm not complaining I'm just happy I'm still alive. And happy that I have my better half by my side, super fly, she doesn't look a day over 65.
When I first saw her, I was in total in awe. She was classical, and I was like Yo Yo Ma. That was all took, a single look, and I was shook. I fell for her like lose shingles from a roof.
And I'm gonna love her until she loses every last root and she has to glue dentures to her gums to chew solid food. Now that's real love.
That's some push comes to shove love not when it's convenient love. Hospital bed love, feeding her ice chips love.
Never leave the room love
Sleeping in the chair love
Afraid of above love
Have to pull the plug love
Miss her to my bones love
Everything about her love died within a month love.
Can't live without her love, love.
The only reason we are alive.
And none of us should have to wait until we're 85.

Just having a little fun with this profile craziness.
Hopefully it's the right kinda crazy for you.

Interests:
Camping, Coffee and conversation, Business networking, Cooking, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Nightclubs/Dancing, Performing arts, Playing cards, Playing sports, Shopping/Antiques, Travel/Sightseeing, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Football, Golf, Running, Tennis / Racquet sports, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Other types of exercise, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
I have Dogs
Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Cancer
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

snowboarding, travel, friends, hang with the fam since i haven't sen them in so long, different foods, there's more but i will not bore you.. ask me if your really need to know

Favorite hot spots:

Hermosa and Manhattan Beach, Ventura Coast, San Diego, Baja, Santa Barbara, Miami, South America,

Favorite things:

I enjoy just about anything, try and make the best out of most situations

Last read:

Thinking for a change

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'5" (195cms)
4'11" (149cms) to 6'3" (190cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Brown
No preference
Hair:
Black
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Cigar aficionado
Drink:
Social Drinker
Never, Social Drinker, Moderately
Occupation:
Other profession
No preference

Ask and I will tell.

Income:
$75,001 to $100,000
$35,001 to $50,000, $50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
No
Yes, and they sometimes live at home, No, Yes, and they live away from home, Yes, and they live at home
Want kids:
Someday
Definitely, Someday, Not sure
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
No preference
Faith:
Christian / Other
Buddhist / Taoist, Christian / Catholic, Christian / LDS, Jewish, Muslim / Islam, Spiritual but not religious, Other, Christian / Other
Languages:
English
English, Tagalog
Education:
Bachelors degree
Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree

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