Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious fire ants.
When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding in North Philly. On Wednesdays, (opposite day) I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami, chai tea drinking, and dance dance revolution.
Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I'm flakier than your Mom's pie crust. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a wok and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams and piranhas. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis...twice.
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls, crushing ice and saving the world via sorcery and such. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, and I manage time efficiently.
I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and The Bible in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair.
No, but seriously...
If you type Sean or Shawn to me, expect a stink eye with a scrunched up nose look
Almost 100% Irish
Work in a corporate office in logistics; it sucks.
I'm fluent in both English & Sarcasm
Studying at Rutgers
Love the Phillies, Eagles, Flyers
I have a parrot; how neat is that?
Totally own the complete Harry Potter series, Lord of the Rings True Blood on Blue Ray
Dislike people who look down upon others
I've traveled all over the United States, every island in the Caribbean, Puerto Rico, Jamaica, Bahamas, Ireland
I'm looking to meet new people, great friends see where this roads takes me
Fall is my favorite season; bonfires are the best
Love camping, exercising, any other outdoor activities
I'm in Philadelphia quite often; exploring coming across new restaurants bars
I'm so glad this website has a spell check
I have over 30k songs on my computer; please don't tell the FCC
I eat in the bath tub, ha!
Huge fan of true blood
I like Katie Perry's music :x
I really don't have the attention span or interest to sit down read a novel. If you do, high five for you.
My taste in movies is all over the charts. I've seen every movie on AFI's top 100 movies of all time. Can I get a what what?
Music is probably the most diverse thing about me. An extremely wide variety. Isaac Newton would be proud of such a colorful spectrum.
Food? Fat kid at heart. Cake? No. Pie? Pumpkin for sure. Brownies? Yes please. I like sushi (Japanese), anything Italian, Vietnamese, good old Americana cuisine, I've recently dabbled into this whole "healthy eating" scene. Mmm, hummus. I've never met a vegan girl who wasn't adorable. But please shave your legs.
You should message me if:
You think Portlandia is hilarious
You like to go on adventures
You're a big dork or have nerd like tendencies
You actually took the time to read my whole page
You know all of the lyrics to Mo Money Mo Problems
You're a beer snob with a taste for IPA's
Your eyebrows don't touch
Your teeth don't look like a booby trap
You laughed out loud while reading my page. Why so serious? ;)