I'm the guy your parents dream you'll bring home. Why? Not a drug addict or alcoholic, financially secure, smart, creative, strikingly hand... did I mention smart and creative. Honesty is really important to me. I was going to put Brad Pitt photos on my profile but that would have been dishonest. I will achieve my goals in life if I can have a positive influence on millions of people, or at least make them think. So far, I've been inspiring millions to tune in to mindless reality shows, so I'm doing the opposite. I just got an Emmy nomination, so I guess I'm not a total hack. If you date one person all year, date George Clooney, but if you date two...My match? She should be pretty, fun, and smart. She should have a great sense of humor, because looking at my face every day, you'd have to.