So here is where I am supposed to describe myself so total strangers can evaluate and judge me. Therefore, I believe we are the summation of our stuff, our tastes, and our knowledge. Now having said that, I want you to know that I know all the lyrics to “Ice Ice Baby” by Vanilla Ice.
If you’re looking for a guy who can have an in-depth, serious discussion about the middle east and the economic impact of pork belly futures then keep moving…. Because the whole time you’ve been talking, I’ve been thinking about last night’s Tosh.O.
My best friends would call me funny. And I love being able to make people laugh.
I am a driven guy with lots of good things going on in my life. I have been told that I am a “keeper” but I haven’t found someone that I have felt worth sharing my life with. While I can be kind of a smart ass at times, I still have goals, which I have worked really hard to achieve and will continue to do so.
I prefer jeans over slacks and t-shirts over polos. But not literally. I think I’d get really hot with all that clothing on. Reading the Snapple fact of the day from the cap of a bottle of Snapple makes me happy. I can nail just about any movie quote, proving once and for all that I know everything about nothing. Also, I can juggle. But usually only one thing at a time. So I guess that’s less ‘juggling’ and more ‘throwing stuff and catching it’
I'm looking for someone that is outgoing, intelligent, active and has phenomenal sense of humor. If you enjoy a good craft beer and/or bottle of cab and like traveling, then that's a huuuge bonus.
I think that pretty much sums it up. If any of this interests you or want to learn more, drop me a message.