Well, for starters Im usually a pretty witty person but narrating this is not proving easy. I guess I would describe myself as a smart ass nice guy... or is it nice ass smart guy ... or nice smart ass guy... I don't know. What were we talking about?
Anywho, I love to hang out with those with my same personality, enjoy sarcasm and can spit it right back. I have no problem adjusting to others personalities, and I can hold a conversation with anyone. I may be shy at first but that may be just to feel you out so bare with me.
I love to watch movies (preferably comedies) and I am a huge movie quoter when the time is right... Or wrong. And as much as I sound like a couch potato, I do get out and break a sweat with my workout consiglieri Mi'shelle to stay in shape. I don't have a hobby per say, but Im open minded and always up for anything.
I am a Police K-9 unit and have 2 German Shepherds that are big babies at home. No ladies we don't all eat donuts and drive around writing speeding tickets. I love to debate people who stereotype cops as stereotypers....let that marinate in your head for a minute... ... ... (Did you see what I just did there)... Moving on.
I usually don't tell people what I do because they tend to act differently or they just judge me based on my career which is tragic. No matter your career, we are all human, have different personalities, and we all make mistakes. I'm far from perfect, unless you ask my mom.... just don't ask my dad. But I digress.
I have the best job in the world and I'm very proud of what I do. Now I'm not saying I'm a super hero... I'm just saying Batman and I have never been seen in the same place.
I do work midnight shift and I probably will for a while. Thats just how it is with my current specialty position. I do get three days off a week though :) ... Im not much for arguing or drama. Im pretty mellow and easy going and pretty good at compromising (so I've been told).
So I'll end with this. I tend not to approach women at bars or clubs etc. Im sure you ladies are sick of it and it just feels so dbag-ish doing it. I kind of feel the same way on this site. You get tons of emails from guys so Ill try to spare you at least one and just give you the option to message me if you're interested. And if I do message you: Congratulations. You made a liar out of me.
Booyah
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