I am only on this site to meet a girl so we can get a match commercial made about us! How awesome would that be! If you are camera shy or can't act then don't message me because we are getting that commercial! If you are willing to pretend to date long enough to get the commercial I may consider you as well.
Here are a few but definitely not all of my interest: Food, Sports, running super fast, pushing ice cream cones into kids faces, dodge ball, watching people trip or fall, putting peeps in the microwave and watching them get really big (If you don't know what peeps are then we have an issue...actually you have an issue not we but I will have an issue with you so I guess it's back to we, jumping really high, did I say food yet?, dancing like Jim Carey in Dumb and Dumber when he is wearing that ridiculously awesome orange tux, dancing in the street, dancing on strangers to name a few.
I pretty much start everyday with a brief reenactment of Tom Cruise in Risky Business and I dance in my underwear to a song of my choice. I mostly listen to hip hop, R&B and pop but will branch out, as long as it’s good music I don't mind. Country is the exception, makes my ears bleed :).
I love to eat!! All day long, I am a fat kid at heart. But eat healthy as much as possible. Italian food is my favorite but Spanish is a very close second. If it’s spicy I’m all over it! If I was in a band I think the name would be "Extra Jalapenos please!" That usually follows every order I place at a restaurant. Sometimes I will carry a few jalapenos in my pocket just in case they don’t serve me enough.....ok I am kidding with that one......maybe not........don't judge.
I’m not looking for the trophy girlfriend, im much more interested in personality. You don’t have to be a model for me to respond, but if you are a model... please prove to me that you’re ALL not bat sh*t crazy.
If we hang out there will never be an “awkward silence” don’t worry, if you’re nervous I will just tease you.
I am looking for someone with similar interests to me although Paula Abdul once said "Opposites attract". I tend to be sarcastic a lot so I enjoy people who are witty and not afraid to speak their mind. I like someone who is outgoing, fun and not afraid to try new things. I hate when people say they don't like something when they have never tried it before!
****Also I am 6'2 (1/4) but that was not an option on match, they should really change that.
