I'm new(ish) to LA and looking for someone who actually knows how to have some fun! Fighting crime with said sidekick is also not out of the question. I've lived in six different states and one other country and still waiting for someone to open my eyes and make me think California should not be at the bottom of that list.
Because "what do you do?" is the first ice breaker, here's a list of jobs I've held: Daycare Assistant, Pizza Delivery Driver, Editor in Chief, Medical Interpreter traveling across Central America, Writer, Web Show Host, Assistant Tour Guide, Voice Actor, and what finally brought me to LA... Video Editor (still waiting to see if that's the real dream job).
Things that I enjoy: Classic Cars, Heavy Metal, Comic Book Stores, Old Sci-Fi & Horror Movies, Lucha Libre and anything spontaneous that involves a good chance of getting into trouble or lost.
Things that I'm looking for in a woman: Genuine sense of humor and/or the correct use of sarcasm. Someone who loves to travel, will try anything once, and knows that in order to work hard you have to play hard. And you have to be sexy! (which like a great sense of humor, comes naturally from within and has nothing to do with physical appearance).
Things that will get you rejected by me immediately: Smokers, Racists, and anyone who uses a head shot as their profile picture.
People that need their phone or the internet to survive need not apply. If you need or have a robot, you're my dream girl.
Please submit your sidekick application or questions via email. Winking will only get you winked back at. And although I enjoy porn just as much as the next person, please don't send me links to your 'new sexy photos' you've uploaded to a virus heavy website with plans of stealing my identity to buy beer, cheese, and diapers in Wisconsin.