Greetings! ..this profile is somewhat tongue in cheek, and was written to amuse myself at the time, don't take it too seriously. Seeking a peer, ( in Ft. Lauderdale or Cape Cod, Colorado or?) I am not naive enough to think that my only match is in Ft. Lauderdale. I am open to a long distance realtionship. Preferably a conservative man on the outside and although successful, a midwest type of personality. It is important that we be age and income compatible! Please look like your main photo! I am accomplished, and highly educated, but very down to earth, being raised on ten acres! Unlike many internet females....I bring to the table everything I request in a man...(well...almost everything)....I am first and foremost a fun person,an optimist, and expect the same, never needy or clingy, and absolutely no drama!...I have free time and am not tied to my business. I love to travel, like the theatre, movies, exercise,and men who are easy-going and make me laugh! I belong to a gym, a beach club, love finding new restaurants, seaching out antiques at old shops and garage sales, snowshoeing up Bellyache Ridge in Vail, hiking Bryce Canyon in Utah, Brewster in Cape Cod in the summer. Not much old baggage.....certainly no ex mates lurking under the hedges, (the old husband still likes me!!)...no minor children that live with you full time........Believe it or not ...I am actually thin!!.... a natural blonde, and the photos look just like me!!!!.......(An internet first)...... PLEASE READ WHAT I AM SEEKING....if you feel we are on the same page, I would welcome a note of introduction from you.......I will respond to profiles without a photo, but I shall wish to see a photo at a later date.......(preferably one of you!)...and taken within the past year.
Not seeking Adonis....personality much more important to me.....but must be in decent shape! Must be open-minded and willing to experiment ..prefer a college education with a cute imagination! (but be the epitome of propriety in public!)...Sense of humor is paramount!... .Must be...financially and emotionally secure. I love children, but prefer yours be grown.....no heavy drinkers or smokers! Please, no foreign men! (or foreign accents, this includes N.Y. and N.J. (smile) (Foreign cars, O.K.!, well, maybe not the Prius! Must have a love of travel, love to laugh, have the respect of your peers. Not adverse to long distance for the right person! Please be OVER your old loves before contacting me! This is not negotiable! Now...some of these rigid requirements are not written in stone, but you should have a good idea if you are a match or not! (Hint..If you are driving a subcompact with roll-up windows, and it's smoking,..you might assume we are not a match!, If you are in your 30's and the Corvette is more attractive to you than I am, you might assume we are not a match, if your job requires you to wear an orange neon vest, you may assume we are not a match, likewise if your favorite t-shirt says "worlds best grampa". I seek a man who reads the verbage and smiles!, a man who has a great sense of humor,.....this is, afterall, my ad! PS....Absolutely NO MARRIED MEN, unless you are currently in a divorce or have been legally separated for some time, and please, no men with minor chidren living with them full time , ( I have already done my time selling hot dogs at the high school games to raise money for the team! I am not the least bit pretentious....I don't intend to waste your time or mine, if we are not on the same flight. Lastly, my photos are exactly what I look like.. The only man in the photos is my brother, and he won't be any competition! Please don't be intimidated by this quirky ad, if you are a really nice guy, have a great sense of humor, are age and income compatible, we could click!! BTW, the men I have met have said, "gee, your much sweeter in real life than your profile!". I just like to have fun, so you must be on the same page with me in that respect
