Raw, rugged, organically grown NYC'er who moved to sunny SoCal a a year ago.
If I was to describe myself succinctly, I'd simply say: I'm cooler than a polar bear's toenails.
The first things people usually notice about me:
-Physically: my broad chest and shoulders.
-Non-physically: my innate ability to bring humor to almost any situation(s).
What I’m doing with my life:
-Post sunrise: being diligent at a film studio.
-Post sunset: parlaying the charm; troublemaker; inducing laughter.
-Lather/rinse/repeat.
-Adventure thrill seeker.
If you're curious about what I'm good at, here you go:
-stealing an elephant from the Bronx Zoo (classified)
-recommending movies (walking IMDB)
-dancing (Dominican block parties of my youth taught me well)
-sports (soccer, basketball, rugby)
-trivia (I instill fear in Alex Trebek)
-fixing sh*t getting my hands dirty (handyman/outdoorsman)
-pull-ups (i was a jungle gym fiend as a kid)
Things I could never do without:
-spontaneous dance parties, tool box, movies, hot sauce, adrenaline rushes, my innate 'NY state of mind', churros (they sell them everywhere in El-lay!!!)
A private thing I’m willing to admit:
I got a ba'donk (comes from the 20 years of playing soccer, teammates nicknamed it 'Beyonce').
You should message me if any of the following condition(s) apply:
-you actually want to meet up since witty banters are far more amusing in 3D (glasses optional)
-you want to learn how to spin a basketball on your finger
-you're a fellow film geek
-you enjoy conversing with wild gesticulations (i'm prone to it)
-you also happen to have obscene obsession with jalapenos and/or churros
-you want to race our bikes like we are 8 years old
-you're athletic and love being outdoors
-you like your men with stubble and the ability to make things with their hands (i.e. a coffee table or canoe)
-you like your men rugged, who are outliers and full of moxie gumption
-you want to challenge me in Hungry Hungry Hippos (i am serious)
