I am a better cook than you. You are a better dancer than me. I love the outdoors, hate whiners.. I'd rather try to get smoke inside a glass bottle using a baseball bat than listen to someone complain. I believe in treating people how you want to be treated. Sometimes I wish I was a ghostbuster just so I could say "I'm a ghostbuster" when asked what I do for a living, then step back and cross my arms like it was 1992. I brush my teeth with hot water. I believe that going to church doesn't make you any more a christian than going to the garage makes you a car. Materialistic people crack me up, because they actually think they are happy. Laughter can cure more than you think. I once taught a horse to read my emails for me. I have to watch TV with the remote in my hand, or else I feel like I'm swimming with one flipper on. Saying "thank you" and "please" is extremely important. Social media has lowered people’s social skills. I think s***-talking on the internet is about as useful as trying to kill an elephant by throwing a tic-tac at it. I love people watching at bars… wish I could use Jedi mind tricks on people. I will beat you in a game of chess. I love the beach. On a good day I give a better Blue Steel than Zoolander. BTW, if you’re into the Kardashians we cannot be friends!
I can't believe you just read all of my rambling... cheers!
