One of the good guys ...
Yes, there are still a few of us out there. We meet Monday afternoons at 1:30. I can’t tell you any more than that or I'll lose my membership.
Somewhere along the line, I grew up and self-respect became more important than sounding good. I say what I mean but try never to be mean when I say it. Don’t let my mature, responsible, cool and collective manner fool you, though ...
I believe "Caller ID" deprived future generations of a necessary rite of passage. Rerun is my favorite dancer. I believe Seinfeld was probably the funniest show ever, and would offer great insight into American culture for visiting extraterrestrials, especially the Chinese Restaurant scene.
I am up to date on current events around the world and wash my own dishes, usually while talking on the phone.
All of my bills are paid on time. Children are impressed at the way I can pull off my thumb ... and then appear to eat it. I'm affectionate and will tag along on a shopping trip and not complain. I'll think you look sexy after you work out, and don't care if you ever wear make-up. I think bathing is a great double's activity. Ditto for spooning on the couch.
Mothers like me. I have a great job and a super-supportive family. All that’s left is… you.
What matters most to me is how you just felt having read all of this… Believe me – none of this was for entertainment purposes only. My wish is that something jumped out at you and now you’re wondering if I may be the one you’re on here looking for. At the very least, I’m hoping for a chuckle out loud, and a second thought – even if it ends there. Putting myself out here – it's exhilarating, yes, but can leave goose bumps while I await your reply. I know you know the feeling. After all, you’re on her too...looking for someone like me.