1. I served on a Special Operations Unit in the Air Force for 6 years; I def have some pretty crazy stories to tell my kids one day!
2. I call my boss Touchdown Ted. He thinks it’s bc of his passion for football, but really its bc I secretly think he has a touch of downs.
3. Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness.
4. I don't have a family that lives anywhere close to me, so I want to overcompensate for this by having 5 kids someday.
5. I fall in love with girls wayyyy too fast, seriously... I'm thinking of our future together before I even make it to the coffee pot Lol jk
6. A few weeks ago I came to the realization that I've never had a single girlfriend bake me a cake, tray of brownies, cupcakes with love sprinkles, nada. I recently mentioned that to this girl I was dating and she offered to bring me my favorite (brownies and vanilla bean ice cream), but then she broke up with me two days later before she brought them to me hahaha.... way to add insult to injury honey.
7. All I’m looking for is to find a good, wholesome girl from a good family that keeps me in line. I tend to break a few rules every now and then so I need a good girl, with a good heart, and some compassion to balance us out.
8. If you have been called crazy more than 3 times this month by your friends, then that probably says something.
9. If you have a history of hitting your boyfriends, move along… seriously.
10. I love to watch a female get ready in the morning, every motion is meticulously thought out and down to a science....but I can't help but wonder if a woman can apply mascara without opening her mouth.
11. All I ever hear out of my Mom when I go to see her is "Why don't you have a girlfriend? You're so handsome." Well thanks Mom, it must be my personality that sucks then.
12. Giving compliments is my forte, I love doing whatever I can to show my other half that she's my entire world and has been on my mind all day.
13. Working in D.C. I often see Chinese tourists buying overpriced souvenirs at local gift shops, but do they realize that these items are actually made in their home country?!?! Think about that.
14. I'm probably the most positive person I know, every day is a great day for me and I always try to rub it off on others.
15. I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.
16. When I have to sit through presentations at work, I can get easily distracted by the most menial things. A few weeks ago I spent an entire hour focused on the fact that the presenter didn't return the cap to the top of the marker each time she finished writing on the flip-chart. That marker was drying out in front of my very eyes.
17. For guys like me there is no such thing as "Breakfast food", "Lunch food", or "dinner food". There is only food.
18. I don't just sing along to a song, I also have to sing the background music and guitar solo as well.
