I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am sure that you have already found this about two hundred times in all the other profiles. I believe that words are cheap, but actions speak much louder, so why bother? So, why just you look at my pictures and if you think you would be interested in getting know me, please drop me a message or wink. Then, I will get to you quickly as I can.
You are curious about the world around you. You can take a joke and are not easily offended. You believe that sarcasm is a spice of life. You can spell, and are generally happy. The rest is negotiable.
I don’t think it matters what we do on a first date, and I am a big fan of simplicity, so a coffee and walk would be just fine.