It’s a little bit funny….
I’m into TRUTH. Please be AUTHENTIC if you want to talk/text/IM with me. I’m not impressed, and not influenced by money, real estate, exotic travels, planes, trains or automobiles. My B.S. radar is honed to perfection. I’m not a man-hater or feminist. I was raised in a patriarchal household, and I have enjoyed taking care of the most important men in my life (Grandfather, Father, and my gentle giant of a son).
It doesn’t feel like I’m 44. I enjoy things that most women my age scoff at. I like off-color everything. I know how to behave in public. I can dress for success, but despise the dress to impress initiative. Decor and fashion are NOT in my top 10 priorities. I’m not a shopaholic. I love boats. I prefer outdoors, sand, oceans, dirt, plants and nature over anything offered indoors. Wait, I LOVE foreign films, concerts, live bands, and I do enjoy a great restaurant – but I’m not into lines or the “scene”. I’m a sucker for an ugly dive with great music and a surprising menu. I am not judgmental about most issues, people or their personal choices. I love colorful people. I abandoned my politics after my little brother returned from Iraq.
I need inspiration. I need discovery. I want to laugh. I DO NOT need a provider, home, or a father figure for my teenagers (or myself). I’m looking for REALITY. I’m not looking for anyone to share my “problems, baggage, or issues" with. I would love to exchange disappointing or inspiring moments with someone who is vulnerable and trusting enough to share their own. I want to be challenged. I absolutely must be pushed out of my comfort zone…. I mean PUSHED. Lastly, I’m not looking for a hook-up, lover, savior, or LTR (does that stand for Life Time Relationship?!). I need conversations, laughs, adventures, challenges, and most importantly truths. If anything more comes from those things…it will be the icing on my cake.