"I've been known to comfort disturbed people and disturb comfortable people."
Here's my quick overview: Just moved back to Ogden after a 15yr hiatus. Educated, funny, sweet, funny, twisted, even tempered, love the outdoors, love to relax and enjoy the moment, like my job, like my life, like kids, freshly shaven, good hygiene. I have my original 1985 Nintendo and original games. I've been known to call friends and ask if they want to come over and play Nintendo. 25yrs ago their moms would ground them, so they couldn't play. Now, their wives ground them so I need some new friends to hang out with while the boys are in trouble.
Here's a little more: Still Rad. Occasionally adorable. Always funny most of the time. Your dad will love me even if you don't. Lover of animals. Animal of a lover. Can't dance to save my life, but don't care how dumb I look. I'll make a great dad. Other than bacon I don't really like pork. I wear bandanas and cowboy hats. Sunglass fetish. I love my dog.
Looking for: Animal to love. Low maintenance. No active drug addicts or alcoholics but AA NA is totally cool. Cares about her health. Higher than average mating rituals drive. Intelligent, great sense of humor (at least slightly twisted in the joke liking department). Kind, mentally stable, both moral and ethical in business and personal relationships. Enjoyer of life. Loves the outdoors. Contributes to the relationship/partnership. Loves my dog.
If this is your age you should either be, or looking for.... If so, I can help!
Age 18 - 22: Be pissed at your dad or in need of a father figure (I know the secret why your parents don't want you to date an older guy)
Age 23 - 33: Looking for a partner in crime to help achieve each others life goals
Age 34 - 90: Be set in your career and looking for someone to be a great assistant and/or boy toy, or someone to raise our kids. Your kids are OUR kids sweetie (even if they're older than me).
Please don't inquire if you are one of my mom's old friends. (Except for that one, you know who you are.... Grrrr tiger... you sassy thing you... Grrrrrrrrrr!)
Hit me up and I'll make you laugh loud and often.
Good luck... 'cause this is as good as it gets!
Just do it. If you don't you'll feel like an ass and we don't want that.
