I am a nerdy, witty, honest, drama free guy that knows how to be a gentleman. Your parents will probably like me. My ideal match would hopefully have her partying days behind her. I'm not looking to get drunk 4 days a week. I want a cultured girl that won't scoff at my wanting to go to a museum but also won't mind watching a ballgame on dollar beer and hot dog night. I am a bit of a smartass but in an adorable way. I'm the kind of guy that'll change your oil for you and open doors for you. The tradeoff is that you would have to come with me to absurd movies like The Expendables. I think that's a fair trade. I'm also a cuddler, so don't all of you message me at one time ok? I don't want to overload match.com's servers.
I've come to realize that I'd like the kind of girl that'll accompany me to Bed Bath & Beyond and help me pick out what kind of things to buy. I have horrible taste when it comes to that sort of thing.