This is the part where I am suppose to blow my own horns and tell you what a great man I am by listing a bunch of flowery adjectives. Sure, I could do that, but why? As the saying goes, “words are cheap, but actions speak louder than words.” Besides haven’t you read this about 100 times already in other profiles? So, why bother, why not start with the bad stuff first-– I am bold, decisive, opinionated, assertive, selective, blunt, and confident, but definitely NOT cocky!
So what am I looking for in an ideal woman? Awesome! This is the part where I get creative and describe my ideal dream woman. I hope you’re ready because I am. She should be a brunette, tall, strong, fit and always wear a tight leather outfit. No. No. Wait. That sounds like- Xena: Warrior Princess. Okay how about this? She should be short, stocky and have a flat head. No! That’s not it either. (SIGHS)....Hmmm...... This is getting to be much harder than I first thought. Okay, I think I finally got it now. She should be intelligent, different from learned, if you understand what I mean- Kewl. Be able to truthfully describe her personality as either: funny, sassy, feisty or fiery. All fit brunettes are off course welcome, and you know why, as I don't usually get along with fake or pretentious women. I want someone to be passionate about something, even if it's as mundane as your favorite type of boba, yeah... it's an Asian thing.
Okay, now the drum roll…… about moi, I’m a down to earth goof-ball with great morals coupled with good humor. I graduated from CAL Berkeley with a Philosophy, Logic and Psychology degree and hold many professional licenses in the financial field. I also went to Stanford law school, but found law to be dry and uninteresting. I trade derivative for a living, and teach the LSAT as a hobby to pre-law students. If you know what I am referring to, Kudos to you, if not, No Biggy. There are more important things in life than derivatives and the LSAT. (Like a meaningful relationship with a significant other.) I have a passion for the LSAT and having been teaching it for more than 10 yrs. I am very fortunate to have great life and would like to share that with someone special, BUT only if she meets my four strict criteria listed above.
Okay, if you made it this far with my dry humor and without the impetus to click NEXXXXT. Then you're in for a treat. Drop me a line and say hi, and if you're gonna put a hook on it please make sure the bait's tantalizing....
