About me? Hmmmm....I'm heavenly gifted Green is my favorite color...unless its that puke green
or the color of the walls in old ladies' houses in Savannah I often read the dictionary You'll never be alone again You can tell
me your darkest secrets I can't cook a lick I have a cat Promise to ALWAYS let the toilet seat down
I'll make you feel safe I'll never laugh at you when you fall down You can have my hands as long
as you're holding me We can rewrite destiny I can count backwards My first car was a VW Rabbit
Don't laugh I'll never forget your birthday I'll carve our names in a newly paved sidewalk I'll let you win,
if it makes you smile I'll drink your bathwater too I stepped on a bumble bee once and my mother made me bury it (quite a reluctant memorial service...small funeral; two of my best friends were in attendance...I was the only pall bearer..my mom watched from a close distance...she was GOD) I'll boil your undies and make sweet-erotic-love goddess gumbo
Your parents will adore me Your ex will admire you You can have my last NOW & LATER
88 is my favorite number Even If I had a thousand tongues,
I couldn't say your name enough You mean so much to me You can pick the Blockbuster movie
I have a scar over my left eye from throwing rocks when I was 11 I can fly a kite You can use my shirt to blow your nose
I'll run to the store and get you the box with WINGS I'm a sucker for love I get the sniffles when I watch THE
COLOR PURPLE I'm a PISCES You can call anytime If you don't have a minute, you can borrow one of mine
Can I get a side order of fries with that shake You, with all those curves and me, with no brakes
I'll never fight about the past I have a younger brother I'll stop and ask for directions if we are lost
I cheat at MONOPOLY (and ALL card games for that matter) I'll beg you to stay
My family is just as crazy as yours I'm easy to love
My father was adopted I'll carry you to bed if you fall asleep on my favorite movie I saw a shooting star once I believe in ghosts You make me want to be a better man Children find me fascinating I adore animals I will just as well hit a tree than run over a squirrel I'm probably the only MAN to admit, there was nothing in my eye when E.T. was dying ('cept TEARS) I've stolen before I've never been on OPRAH You're gonna love me long time I won't pick at you when you make mistakes We can grow old together Sleeping next to me will chase away the bad dreams Your laughter is my favorite song I like to ask questions I miss being 23 I won a fourth grade spelling "B" I'll walk on the street side I'll sleep nearest to the door Nothing will ever harm you I'll kiss all your boo-boo's (AND the one you got when you fell off your tricycle) I'm sure you looked adorable even without the basket...After reading ALL this, you find my wit amusing, my humor slight askew, you feel like you know me right? WRONG! But all is not lost....leave a note and maybe we can find our way there...whattaya' say?
