Holy crap, on-line dating! It's ok, we can just say we met at Whole Foods. Way more believable.
Well if you made it this far, I'm guessing I passed the "pic" test and now you're reading this to (a) make sure I'm not crazy and that (b) can form complete sentences. The bar really is that low on these sites, isn't it? Other pluses about my Match persona: no selfie bathroom photos of me flexing, no car pictures, no super generic "I like long walks on the beaches and I'm looking for a girl to share my life with." Blah blah blah.
I hate when people start with saying they're from somewherenotLA first so I'll start differently. For example, I'm an ENTJ personality, which is way more interesting than just being a Libra. Although Libras are pretty awesome because we're the only non-living astrological sign. True story.
I'm of mostly Italian descent - yes, not persian or armenian - which means I have an awesome family, I have a discerning tongue when it comes to Italian food, I tend to talk a lot with my hands, and I may or may not be affiliated with the mafia. I'm a Chicago born East Coast transplant (formative years spent in NJ - I am sans accent, thank god). I went to ASU to party, er, study. My drink of choice is anything-whiskey. Even though I'm all business during the day (fave office accessory: PowerPoint wand), I don't take things too seriously outside work. I have a weird affinity for high and low brow culture. My Kindle is all Jack Welch and Malcolm Gladwell, but my DVR is Shahs of Sunset and Tosh reruns. I keep it classy.
If you're a cool, amazing Type-A girl who rocks heels and has a little sass, don't be afraid to hit the "Send Message" button.