I was asked the other day..."What kind of girl are you?"....and after a brief contemplative minute I concluded that the best way to describe myself was as..."an amusing girl"....the person who asked paused....then agreed that indeed....I was an amusing girl....I enjoy making people laugh with my wit, sarcasm and sass....I love 2 refer 2 film....television shows...historical figures in passing and have my peers understand the gist of my off the wall remark....and am looking 2 find a companion that will understand my sense of humor and banter along.....I'm actually pretty silly....
I'm pretty sure that I sound fairly pretentious so far so if you're still reading we're halfway there..I am also pretty laid back and silly...I'm also very comfortable with a healthy dose of low brow humor....i like 2 relax....enjoy a dive bar...preferably close 2 the water and drink a pitcher of beer....however, I also enjoy fine food, wine and drink....I am fairly knowledgeable in most cultural foods and would enjoy a companion that has no qualms about trying escargot or uni or a beef tartare....(and know what it is)....I'm looking for a companion who I can talk to....I am turned on by intelligence and wit...I tend to date highly intelligent, life savvy men who exemplify a type A personality...I want a man who is reliable....who likes to work with power tools...cook....and teach me a thing or two about fishing and playing pool or where we can go hike to find a waterfall or cool cave....I want a man I can talk 2 about the same book we read and how nobody can replace Freddy Mercury from Queen....and how Richard Pryor was a comic genius....I want a man who can appreciate Mozart and listen to Motown, the Blues, 80's Retro and Funk........I am asking for too much?? Probably....but I might as well try.....so if you think you might want to message me after reading all this....Please do...Nothing ventured/ Nothing Gained
