Here is a list:
- I've experienced the sweet and the sour of life and I think they've both shaped me into the person that I am today.
- I enjoy intelligent conversations and interesting people.
- On more than one occasion, I snuck rats on a plane.
- I once drunk dialed a dentist office.
- I am a smart person that makes some bad decisions, but I'm working on the latter.
- When I was young, I choked on a life saver candy and my mother gave me the Heimlich. It was ironic.
- After eating a big meal, my 4 year-old niece asked if I had a baby in my stomach like her mom, and I restrained myself from hurting her (indication that I have self-control).
-I resemble a drowning person when I swim.
- Like most ten year old boys, I enjoy playing guitar hero.
- Like most sixty plus year olds, I enjoy watching the game show network.
- My more age appropriate activities include visiting local pubs and happy hours.
I am looking for someone who is open to diverse opinions and ideas. Someone who is comfortable enough to embrace his strengths but also laugh at himself when appropriate. I value sensitivity, trust, and warmth in others. I find intelligence and sarcasm to be very attractive. I think the best relationships grow over time and through shared experience.
Here is my Letter of Reference:
As someone who has gone on not just three, but FOUR dates, I can confidently say I am an expert on the male psyche. With that said, I highly recommend Megan as a date for several reasons:
1. She is NOT CRAZY... I heard boys were into that.
2. When she's really happy, she looks like an anime character.
3. She is seriously one of the funniest people I know, probably one of the funniest people in the world. What? You doubt me? How dare you?! Shut up. Date her and tell me I'm wrong. I guarantee one laugh for every five minutes.
4. She is soo cute when she swats my hands away from her luscious thighs.
5. She is genuine... genuinely hot. Also, just regular genuine.
Sincerely,
Niki
Long time Friend Without Benefits
