My best friend just had a baby, so he's unable to hang out so much, because of the new job. So, that means I'm in the market for a sidekick. Lately, I've been a bit of a workaholic, good for the world, bad for me. So, someone who can help me take off the cape for a while and enjoy the ride, would be ideal.
But before you apply for this position, you should know a little about who you'll be assisting and what will be expected of you, as a sidekick. When I'm not saving the world, I like to scout the forests for evil doers.(hiking) Practice my analytical abilities via Rudimentary Geometry.(pool) I also research criminal activity, by way of my Criminal Activity Database, or NetFlix for short.
There will be a trial period before you become my sidekick. In addition to assisting with my off duty activities, the trial period may consists of: Going undercover with me, to expose health code violations and investigate minor poisonings.(Going out to dinner and drinks out on the town) We may also practice stealth, combat tactics, accuracy, and driving ability....to name a few.(Laser tag, Paintball, Putt Putt Golf, and Go-Karting, among others) Also, bringing ideas, of other forms of training, would be an amazing bonus.
But anyway, if you pass the trial period, you will be my sidekick, which comes with additional responsibilities. In addition to everything mentioned prior, you may be called upon to accompany me on occasional Superhero Exchanges; where we learn the techniques of foreign crime fighters, in the areas that they protect.(travel/vacation) We will also be required to learn to function as a team, so expect frequent and/or extended periods of trust development.(spending quality time together) At this point, we may also move on to sparing, to hone each other's skills. Who knows, if we get along very well, you might advance past sidekick status, and we could become a Dynamic Duo. But we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
Now that you know a little bit about the job, if you feel that you can withstand the rigors of the job, send me your application and we can set up an interview.