I am a semi-pro ninja. I've been practicing for a while mainly so I can show off at parties, but who has the time for all the disappearing in puffs of smoke and hiding in dark corners for hours these days? I'm sure most of you know what I mean.
Anyway, I'm looking for a partner in crime that I don't have to train much. I've been working for months on a bank robbery plan and need a partner. I tried doing it myself but ended up losing my coo on the hostages and just used the ATM. I need someone who can keep a secret (obviously), has some demonstrable skills in shouting and holding a crossbow, can drive a getaway car, and has a bag with a big $ sign on it so we feel a sense of accomplishment.
I'm posting here because it makes more sense to find someone to pull this job then go to Fiji with that I can stand and you find so many weirdos on Craigslist.