Written by a friend who thought this would attract the "right" type of girl/woman. I respect her judgement, so here it goes:
Single, smart man who is strong with sensitive underpinnings seeks fantastic woman with a likeness for alliteration. I've been told I have a great sense of humor and charmingly boyish good looks. Not a player nor a neanderthal. Enjoy sports, fine dining, cultural events, family, and spending time with friends. Emotionally available, financially responsible, socially adept, morally grounded, psychologically healthy, and gifted intellectually. Tired of the bar scene and looking for someone with similar qualities.