I would like to think that I am not a very complicated person but after reflecting on what to write here I have discovered that I am a train wreck. Damn these profiles! Instead of sitting here and writing a really long and boring story about my life I decided to just give you a bunch of random facts about me:
-I can cross my eyes but can’t roll my tongue but I wish it were the other way around.
-Reading the Snapple fact of the day from the cap of a bottle of Snapple makes me happy.
-I can nail just about any movie quote. Proving once and for all that I know everything about nothing.
-There is nothing better when your girlfriend leaves your house but it still smells like her (note: I am talking about general odor not well…um you know)
-I am a good DJ but I have NO other musical talent, and not even spinning. I can just change cds with a good music selection. So after further thought, I guess I don’t have any musical talent
-Parents and animals love me it’s their daughters/owners that are the issue
-Fox News is evil
-Question: why do people write checks in the fast lane at the supermarket? I hate that.
-I hate the smell of theme park water
Six things I could never do without:
God, My Daughter, the outdoors, laughter, sex, and peace of mind.
No matter what happens, at the end of the day I’ll make you smile, laugh, and wonder, “How come I’ve never met a guy like this before??!!”
Actually in all seriousness I am a driven guy with lots of good things going on in his life. I have been told over and over that I am a “keeper” but I haven’t found that someone that feels like a cold coca cola on a hot summer day. While I am funny and kind of a smart ass I still have goals, which I have worked really hard to achieve and will continue to do so. I hope to find someone that I have chemistry with and that wants to share in my life or that wants to dress me up as a cop and have me “arrest her”. (Either one works for me.)