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66 year old man
Boca Raton, Florida, United States

Seeking:
women 54-61
Within:
25 Miles of Boca Raton, Florida, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they live away from home (1)
Want kids:
No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
Faith:
Jewish
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

OMG. I just found out that God has sent down some angels to determine who is deserving of heaven. Heaven is getting overcrowded and it's becoming increasingly difficult to get in - much like the Olive Garden on a Saturday night or Walmart on Black Friday. So holy crap, it turns out that anyone on this site that is lying about their age or weight, or who has posted photographs that don’t really look like them, will be doomed to hell. So far 98% of everyone over the age of forty five is screwed. On the other hand, if everyone corrects their profiles, no one will want to contact anyone else because everyone will be too old and fat and ugly! So there will no longer be any dating! What a dilemma!

Based on this I have stated my true age and I have posted current pictures. Hopefully SOMEONE out there will still want me??? Because I really am a great guy. In fact, I have been certified a “Great Catch” by the ASSSW (the American Society of Selective Single Women)!

I assume that at this stage most women I meet are not in a relationship and therefore are not having sex and have not had it for a while - maybe a long time. Unfortunately that is the position I find myself in also. This may be because most women want to be “emotionally connected” before they have sex which is a concept men do not understand or appreciate. I don’t know if you really all truly feel that way or you just say that because you think your kids would disapprove of you doing something just for the enjoyment of it. Please understand that men are emotionally connected enough to have sex with any woman within 30 seconds after they are born. But in light of my position, and maybe yours also, it would be very kind of you to attempt to become emotionally connected with me prior to the end or our first date. What the heck - we’re not getting any younger! I promise I won’t tell anyone.

You should know that I have been trained to live in harmony with women (well, as trained as a man can get). I know to always say I'm sorry and admit I was wrong. If I make the mistake of criticizing a woman, I know to immediately run out and get her roses or jewelry or a new car or something like that. I understand that a woman's opinions and decisions are subject to arbitrary and sudden change which I am never permitted to question!

I've read many profiles and most women say chemistry is very important. You should know I got an "A" in chemistry. I also know all women really want security, because every time I ask a woman at a bar what I could give her to make her go to bed with me she screams "SECURITY SECURITY"!

Seriously, why are we looking for a relationship. After all, once we are in one, we will soon realize that there are lots of things about our "soul mate" that drives us nuts and then we will struggle and drive ourselves crazy deciding whether to stay in the relationship or end it. And if we end it then we have to go through all this dating stuff all over again in order to find the next person that will make us miserable. And eventually after going through these cycles we become old enough that anyone who is age appropriate is much to old to be with.

Now, to be really honest, I have left my profile on line to hopefully give anyone reading it a good laugh. Unfortunately I had a health issue recently that affected my spinal cord and resulted in me losing the use of my legs, and I am confined now to a wheelchair. So my advice to the world is be thankful for your life and everything you physically can do. Life is fragile.

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Playing sports, Political interests, Travel/Sightseeing, Volunteering
Sports & exercise:
Aerobics, Bowling, Golf, Tennis / Racquet sports, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
I have Dogs
Pet Essay:

My dog is a certified therapy animal. We volunteer at hospitals visiting patients. You may not like me, but you will LOVE my dog!

Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Virgo
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

I have a wide variety of interests. Golf, working out, volunteering, walking and hiking, dining, movies, theater, etc. But isn't the best just staying home and enjoying time together with the person you live.

Last read:

The warning label on my Viagra prescription - which scared the crap out of me.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
4'3" (129cms) to 6'9" (205cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
No preference
Eyes:
Grey
No preference
Hair:
Light brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
Never, Social Drinker
Occupation:
Retired
No preference

I am lucky to be retired and to have the desire and opportunity to give back by volunteering. I volunteer at hosptials and also take my dog to visit patients. In the summer I volunteer at the Aspen Music Festival and School and the Aspen Institute.

Income:
$150,001+
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
No preference
Have kids:
Yes, they live away from home (1)
No answer
Want kids:
No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
No, No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference
Faith:
Jewish
No preference

I believe any religion is great as long as it doesn't disrespect women, is tolerant of others. and frowns upon its members blowing themselves up and killing lots of other people. Why can't we all just get along?

Languages:
English
No preference
Education:
Graduate degree
No preference

I have an engineering degree and a law degree. So I can fix a toilet or sue the plumber.

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