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32 year old man
Dallas, Texas, United States

Seeking:
women 23-35
Within:
50 Miles of Dallas, Texas, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
Faith:
Christian / Protestant
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Dear Fair Ladies of the Match.com,

I am an avid fan of dinosaurs, rocks, and toast. Some might describe me as reserved, yet poetic. However, others have described me as an untamed stallion, brimming with a blizzard of infatuation and desire. I think it's hard to put a label on me. I’m indefinable really…much like zero in the denominator.

I’ll get straight to the point. Here are a few of my most impressive qualities:

-I once killed a wild bear with nothing but my hands, a backpack, some dental floss, and a container of Crisco.

-If you were attacked from behind by a dwarf in an alley, I could most likely wrestle him (or her) to the ground in a most impressive and governing fashion.

-I probably own the most remarkable collection of ceramic giraffes that you have ever seen in real life.

-I am a master of friendship and karate.

So, what am I looking for? It’s simple really.

First of all, and most importantly, I would prefer the girl to be a human. Simple enough.

Also, I would prefer that you could saddle a horse or mule in an efficient and quick manner.

Side note: I will no longer go out on dates with girls named Buck. I've fallen for that trick one too many times!

Now, if you have made it this far through my profile without projectile vomiting on your keyboard, then I am highly confident that you and I will get along just fine due to the fact that we appear to have a similar sense of humor.

In all sincerity, being the sophisticated caveman that I am, I have observed myself enough to understand that I need to be with a strong, independent girl who clearly gives off a vibe of intelligence, classiness, and integrity. I think girls should expect to have guys treat them with the utmost respect, and should not settle for a guy that gives them anything less. This means that the guy should never assume anything about what a girl is thinking during the first few dates, but should have an attitude that he must prove himself to be worthy of her attention and company (like dating used to be). Girls that possess the discipline, confidence, and discerning nature to be selective with the guys that they date are what I'm looking for.

Next, I’m an INTJ personality type, and I can tell you right now, I’m not for everyone. A defining characteristic of my personality type is that I am highly analytical, yet my thought process is dominated by the right side (the creative side) of my brain. Consequently, this means that I’m typically outgoing and humorous, but in a dry and sarcastic manner. Therefore, intelligence, sarcasm, and the ability to participate in exceptional witty and dry banter is a MUST for me. Also, emotional directness is a quality that I deem highly important in a girl.

Finally, despite the impressive list of qualities stated above, I would hope that a girl would contact me for reasons beyond those. While watching me chug a gallon of milk in 3 minutes would likely make your knees buckle, I sincerely hope that you will choose to contact me because you are attracted to who I truly am…a charismatic monsoon of lightning and passion, crossed with the ardent fervor of a wild rhinoceros rumbling vehemently across the desert in all its glory and fame.

Interests:
Alumni connections, Camping, Coffee and conversation, Business networking, Cooking, Dining out, Gardening/Landscaping, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Performing arts, Playing cards, Playing sports, Religion/Spiritual, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games, Volunteering, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Basketball, Football, Golf, Dancing, Running, Skiing, Tennis / Racquet sports, Walking / Hiking, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
I have Dogs
Pet Essay:

I have a black lab named Sage. My dad is a veterinarian, so I grew up with an affinity for animals....except dingos. Damn dingos!

Political views:
Conservative
Sign:
Aquarius
College:
Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
For fun:

Baseball games. Watching college sports. Reading at a coffee shop. Wine tasting is always fun. Taking trips. Snow Skiing. Hiking in the mountains.

Favorite hot spots:

Aspen, CO. Gloria's. The Katy Trail. Park City, Utah. The Ice House. Denver. Tribeca,NY. Lawrence, KS. Good Records. Vino 100. Eno's Pizza. Bishop Arts District. Lake Grapevine.

Favorite things:

Arrested Development. Ryan Adams. Modern Family. The British Office. Bones. Whole Foods. City and Colour. Chocolate Milk. Jazz on Vinyl. Microsoft Excel (sad, I know). Snow Skiing. Anticipation. My job. Vampire Weekend. Catena Malbec. Reddit.

Last read:

I read about 5 books per month.

The Icarus Deception by Seth Godin.The Logic of Life by Tim Harford. Man's Search for Himself by Rollo May. Digital Analytics by Some boring people. The 4-Hour Chef by Tim Ferriss. Why We Get Fat by Gary Taubes.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
4'10" (147cms) to 8'11" (271cms)
Body type:
About average
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Brown
Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Dark brown
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Salt and pepper, Dark blonde
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker, Regularly
Occupation:
Self-Employed / Entrepreneur
Administrative / Secretarial, Artistic / Creative / Performance, Executive / Management, Financial / Accounting / Real Estate, Legal, Medical / Dental / Veterinary / Fitness, Political / Govt / Civil Service / Military, Retail / Food services, Sales / Marketing, Self-Employed / Entrepreneur, Student, Education / Teacher / Professor, Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering, Travel / Hospitality / Transportation, Other profession, Nonprofit / Volunteer / Activist, Fashion / Model / Beauty, Architecture / Interior design

I currently own a digital marketing business called NeuroBox. I do things of the digital and of the marketing nature :)

Income:
$75,001 to $100,000
$35,001 to $50,000, $50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Divorced
Have kids:
No
No, Yes, and they live at home
Want kids:
Definitely
Definitely, Someday, Not sure
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
White / Caucasian

I'm a cracker.

Faith:
Christian / Protestant
Christian / Catholic, Christian / LDS, Christian / Protestant, Jewish, Spiritual but not religious, Christian / Other
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Graduate degree
Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

I received my bachelor's from Texas AM University, my MBA from the University of Kansas, and I'm currently working on a PhD in Wine Tasting.

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