Thanks for stopping by as you peruse the Internet for potential boyfriends!
If you are reading this then two things have probably occurred. 1) You made sure I don’t have any pictures I took myself while standing in front of my bathroom mirror. 2) The back button isn’t working or the new tab you opened won’t close.
-I'm funny, smart, sarcastic, blah blah blah
-I love making my friends laugh. Rolling on the floor, I can't believe you just said that laugh.
-I love gummy bears that have been in the fridge for at least a couple of hours. Haribo. The good stuff. None of that sugar-free gas station crap.
-I have a big boy job with partners and assistants and free pens. I believe most adults call that a career.
-I go to the gym at 4:30am Monday-Friday because I like having it all to myself and I like taking care of myself.
-I hate slow walkers. No need to elaborate. Speed it up.
-If you feed me saki then you better put a karaoke mic in my hand as soon as possible.
-Dolphins love swimming with me.
-I love sea food.
-I don't separate darks from whites when I do laundry because I'm a complete rebel.
-I love people watching. I don't really even get that mad when my flight's delayed. LAX has the best people watching.
-I cook family dinners for about 5-10 friends most Sundays. We eat, drink wine and watch the HBO shows we are addicted to.
-I was kicked out of private school in the third grade. Their loss.
-I’m serious…. but I’m also funny.
-Most people would say I am seriously funny
I'm from San Francisco. Moved to LA 7 years ago for a career in finance in Beverly Hills. I live at the beach. I have two little sisters, one older brother and two parents that mean the world to me. If you want to know more, just ask.
Who I'm looking for?
Someone who I can't wait to see again at the end of the day. Someone who is sarcastic, hilarious, self confident, intelligent, ambitious, fun, and still reading this.