So I'm on this site to meet a cool, laid back, IN SHAPE, DRAMA FREE, mature lady that knows how to act right in public and doesn't treat our waiter at the restaurant like a peasant because her nails match her unmentionables. That's just not going to cut it. Also it would be a bonus if you didn't look like you were going to rob my house or set it/myself on fire. I'm a guy that likes to stay in shape, so if your arch nemesis is a treadmill and salads that's another red flag. I'm a sports guy. I'm big on baseball so it would be cool if you were into it also but if not I'll manage, and by manage I mean you should probably become a fan asap. Oh and if you don't respect/like Seinfeld we have probs already. Also, please know a rolls royce frame and a volks wagon brain cancel eachother out. I need the full package. I am selective as you should be as well. My dream girl is the perfect storm of class and no class.
What does D.J. bring to the table? I got jokes all day. If you have a sense of humor we will have fun. I have a good job and side projects and am motivated to be successful in this life. I was raised by my mom and my grandma so I know how to treat a "lady". Yes lady is in quotes because that's the key word here. Have a little humility it's sexy.