A friend of mine forwarded me one of those horoscopes the other day. Normally I would just laugh it off but this one was so dead on that I thought I should quote here. I mean, how could I top such enticing description?
“MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A [please guess]’s love is one of a kind...Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. They will take you under their wings and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! “
Here you have it. Extra points if you can guess what sign I am.