What the Critics say...
"Add 1 oz athleticism, 1 oz Pop Culture Savvy, 1/2 oz Geek Chic, a solid dash of current event awareness, shake vigorously, garnish with a twist of Alan Cross, and serve chilled. An instant hit!"
- Dinner Guest Monthly
"It's Iron Chef meets Swedish Chef! A heaping platter of goofiness, infused with a touch of creative artistry and spontaneity! So much flavour, I had to call him 'Memories of ....'"
- Duke, Brother of "Dave, the Insider Guy"
"Ever the optimist, for him the glass is always half full, mainly 'cause he's spilled it down the front of his shirt."
- The Phantom Goodfriend
"The perfect way to accessorize your Friday night or Sunday afternoon -- with dancing, drinks, dinner or... "
- Intentional Spin
"He's not afraid to be passionate about things academic, visceral, and sometimes trivial. A blend of geek bravado and romantic fire, set ablaze by his myriad curiosities."
- Modesty Monthly
"A professional with an amazing job: versatile and adaptable, a scholar, and creative. An adventurer and athlete whose approach to life is "don't settle down, saddle up!" He actually wrote his MA thesis on the Muppet Show--how many people can make that claim?"
- Ran's Best Friend
Who he's looking for...
"Balances insatiable curiosity with a passion for music, adventure, and silly fun."
- Daily Views
"Certain that to be extraordinary, we'll have to transcend the plainly ordinary, she's up for anything from the Opera to the Arena, from skydiving to a quiet night in. She understands the value of balancing time together with alone time."
- Introspection Weekly
"Loves to laugh at the silly, situational, slapstick, sarcastic, sardonic and sublime; she appreciates alliteration and irony alike! 4 Stars!"
- Undulating Rubble
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