I have absolutely no idea how to do this. If anything, this should be good for a laugh. (at my expense of course....and you know what? I'm ok with that.) I basically created this thing because I was sick of trying to meet guys at bars. Apparently, I am not capable of getting drunk enough to attract the opposite sex. Who knew?
Let's see....I really enjoy proper grammar and people who can spell correctly. Nothing irritates me more than a misspelled word.
The most important thing to me right now is finding someone who can make me laugh. I'm talking about the kind of laughing where you can't breathe and it's painful and no sound comes out. I am very drawn to the quick-witted, dry types of humor. Looks fade, but if you can find someone who makes you pee your pants, you're set for life.
I'm also looking for someone who knows what they want out of life and has the ability to make a decision and stick to it. Someone who knows how to put me first and appreciates when I do the same.
While I'm open to all kinds of guys, I tend to be attracted to tall, lumberjack-y types. Yes, I just coined that word. I'm into guys with a 5'oclock shadow and the manly ability to lift heavy things. The kind of guy that looks like he played a sport in high school or college but has had a few beers since then. I'm not looking for a guy with a perfect body and huge muscles, because I'm certainly not perfect and would rather not deal with the pressure haha.
So far my experiences with this site have been mixed...socially awkward people need not apply. I've had my fair share of that, haha. Please don't talk to me about your property taxes or when you last replaced your windshield wipers. (I wish I was kidding.)
Likes: sarcasm, laughing, intelligence, trying new restaurants, holding/smelling babies, taking naps, teaching, board games, crossword puzzles, backrubs.
Dislikes: people with no ambition, slow drivers, losing at anything, commercials, and odd numbered days.
