Here is where I am supposed to describe myself so total strangers can evaluate and judge me. I believe we are the summation of our stuff, our tastes, and our knowledge, now having said that I want you to know that I know all the lyrics to “Shoop” by Salt-n-Pepa.
I would like to think that I am not a very complicated person but after reflecting on what to write here I have discovered that I am a train wreck. Damn these profiles! Instead of sitting here and writing a really long and boring story about my life I decided to just give you a bunch of random facts about me:
-I can’t whistle but I can clap really loud.
-I'm better than 99.999999% of all people at 3 things. Running, driving & flip cup.
-I can't roll my tongue but I can cross my eyes and I wish it were the other way around.
-My dad and I were born on the same day 25 years apart, that makes me a "moon child".
-I have scored a basket in basketball, a touchdown in footbal, a goal in soccer but have never hit a home run in baseball during a game (bar league softball does not count) but I was hit twice in the thigh in the same game. I think that is personally more impressive because what are the odds of that? It did land me in the sports section of the paper.
- I went to high school AND college with my 3 bestfriends
- I'm very reliable (never missed a day of HS or a class in college...sorry I was a dork..)
-Reading the Snapple fact of the day from the cap of a bottle of Snapple makes me happy.
-I can nail just about any movie quote. Proving once and for all that I know everything about nothing.
-I think I am solid poker player or at least I like to think I am
-I'm a great kisser, my dog agrees
-I wish I was a good singer and try to be everyday
-I Parents and animals love me it’s their daughters/owners that are the issue ; )
- I only go through the 'matches' thing so it stops telling me they're there..haha
Actually in all seriousness I am a driven guy with lots of good things going on in my life. I have been told over and over that I am a “keeper” but I haven’t found someone that I have felt worth sharing my life with. While I am funny and kind of a smart ass I still have goals, which I have worked really hard to achieve and will continue to do so. I hope to find someone that I have chemistry with and that wants to possibly share our lives.
If any of this interests you or want to learn more, drop me a message. (If you actually read that entire thing.)
