Fully immersed in my thirties, I have decided to try an avenue of meeting members of the opposite gender other than the usual of slurred speech and exaggerated movements found in the local watering holes. Not to say I do not enjoy imbibing from time to time, nor to insinuate an inability to meet quality people in such an environment, but shouting over loud music and trying to discern attraction through a haze of smoke and dim lighting has lost its appeal. I also don't intend to neglect the lasting effects of a hangover as one ages. So what is my objective with my foray into internet romance? For starters, I wouldn't be opposed to a plus one for some of these weddings I have to attend. All I really require for this is a woman who dresses appropriately, can communicate without making me want to drink myself into a stupor and does not act more inappropriate than I (the latter should be a simple task). Let's start there. After all, there is apparently another site for those who prefer moving quickly.
In terms of what I look for, other than the aforementioned requirements, I do have a few caveats. First, if the word "sexy" is in your profile name in any way, please don't ever message me. Seriously, if you're sexy there are photos on here, and I am not blind. If you feel you must validate your sexiness with a screen name, then you probably have more in common with Scooby Doo when he wore a dress than any runway model. Second, if you are going to put an emphasis on a guy wearing nice shoes and designer shirts, then I am definitely not for you. I dress professionally for work and comfortably when free. I don't know when it even became acceptable to have another man's name on your tshirt, but you will sure as hell never catch me with an ill-fitting tshirt broadcasting the name of an ambiguously sexually-oriented designer. Finally, no pouty face pictures. It's not attractive or seductive to look sad. It causes this inner conflict between a desire to console or ridicule. That's not healthy, so just go ahead and close out this profile if you have pouty face pictures.
That's about it. I hope my message did not come off too too strong, but I paid for this, so I may as well have fun with it.