IF, FOR ANY REASON.. YOUR MESSAGE TO ME SOUNDS GENERIC. AS IN, YOU COULD JUST COPY/PASTE IT TO ANYONE... PFFFFFT GOOD LUCK HOMIE
In under about a week, according to the Mayans, the world will end.
This gives me a very short time to save the world.
If you're still here on the 22nd of December, you will know that I was successful.
In appreciation for saving the world, I will accept money, exotic cars, property, or just a message of thanks (orrrr jewelry.... If you prefer). Other forms of gifts will be considered.
Now, I have a job to do. Let's get to it.
Ps.. "winks" are for sissies, no one likes a sissy, if you expect to be saved, I'll have none of that.