I grew up playing sports and causing mischief. I was always in trouble. I was fascinated by wilderness survival and Indians.
During the high school lip sync contest I performed Michael Jackson's Thriller. The crowd went out of control. I am a dancing machine. No other White boy can keep up.
I modeled in New York but because I couldn't get a job as a waiter, I worked at a McDonalds! How ironic. I was going to castings by day and flipping burgers at night. HAHAHA I quit modeling to return to college. Bad move! I could have modeled in Paris! Aww shucks, at least I wouldn't have to flip burgers anymore. Or be told by gay men how sexy I was. I was just an ugly duckling that was a swan underneath.
I have performed both stand up comedy and improv. My jokes are what make me a comedy badass.
I'm looking for someone that breaks the LA mold. My life has become very interesting since college. I guess The Secret works!
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