Hi. I?m Adam.
A 4th gen Japanese American from Seattle, that?s well assimilated into the cultureless culture that is Oahmerica. I?m the family punching bag and a proud uncle, teaching all the wrong moves. The missing Asian that never appeared in the little rascals. I?m your typical middle child who developed sarcasm from constantly jabbing the older brother that beat me up.
Simply put, I?m looking for a smart and sweet gal like any respectable man would. Slim figure and attractive with manners and goals. I stay away from aspiring actresses and prefer a woman who comes home dressed professionally. No drugs, no lush, no boy crazies, no crazies. I find myself typically approaching those who appear to be shy, but are really just the reserved of the bunch, with confidence when interested.
Everyone?s profile is typically a projection of what we think. Nothing tells like a face to face interaction, so here?s a bunch of random till we meet.
Complimentary $2 DOLLAR BACKGROUND CHECK:
Arrested - I was once accused of running an underground gambling ring in college. A good story.
I have a natural desire to body check Canadians - I played competitive ice hockey in the Canadian league. I proudly accepted my annual ?Most Time Spent in the Box? award via those cheap plastic trophies you get at the end of the year team pizza parties. Yeah!
Risky by nature ? In both business and play, I take risks. Right now, all I think about is when I will buy that damn motorcycle!
Loyal to a tee ? I?ve been in 2 relationships (12 years) and was a good boy to say the least.
Nerdy roots - At one time waaaay back in elementary school, I had headgear, braces, glasses and was in the school marching band?
Narcoleptic driver ? I refuse to do the Vegas drive.
Wanderer ? On travels I look for the creepy allyways, strangest of places, best of beer and trouble with new faces.
Bob Villasan ? I purchased my first home and work on it consistently. I spend much of my time with nails and a hammer.
Wingman ? I?m known to make things happen.
Electrically Charged - Every single day, like clock work, when I enter my office, key to knob creates lightning, the metal door jamb shocks my left shoulder as I enter, my mouse zaps the tips of the fingers on my right hand and then shuts down, requiring an unplug and replug, and Google has given me no good solutions to my daily painful conundrum.
Healthy Inconsistencies ? I?ve been vegetarian, vegan, pescatarian, macrobiotic, liquid diet, cigarette diet, beer diet, weight gainer diet. No drugs.
Traitor for toys - if you own a toy dog I want to hang out, but spend the whole time with your pup.
And I love to dance.