So I've changed this three times now. So let's try something new. I like to laugh, so please laugh with me, at me, I don't care. So I love my family, my daughter, my life......I just threw up a little. All these are true, but really. Life's hard enough do we have to be so serious about it. What the hell: I WANT a woman who believes Spaceballs and Goonies are two of the best movies ever! Truffle Shuffle! I prefer a woman that when we go out has the confidence to know she looks amazing in jeans and a t-shirt, but also knows I'll appreciate the effort of a dress and heels. Just don't ask me to wear them. I wonder if my amazon prime has a good selection of female partners in crime, comes with free shipping. DISCLAIMER: (must be read in a very low voice as fast as possible) Any contact by this person may cause a sense of comfort and happiness, you might actually find yourself liking him. Discontinue use if your dreams consists of private jets, VIP clubbing with ridiculously priced bottle service, and someday ending up with a movie star. However these things will be provided if you can get him a date with Halle Berry, JK. no but really can you? If you have enjoyed any of this than by all means send an email...his phone will be standing by.