I'm hilariously funny..I like wine..Um hmm I smile a lot, but not in that weird way I just love life so much it exudes..I talk mad shi* during football season so Bring It! Redskins all the way, yep..I have a fabulously cool 8 year old daughter who is obsessed with Michael Jackson and I'm teaching her how to be a lady..I'm a veteran, that means I'm tough :)..I like spontaneous outings, good conversation and good food. I'm a 400 pound chick trapped in a slender chick's body. I don't see color unless you do. As for what I'm looking for, that would be someone who just read what I typed and feels they fit in, I'm not one for anything dramatic, I'm laid back and stress free which I plan on maintaining.