I raced in the 2008 Detroit Belle Isle Grand Prix. I’ve flown the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs. I jumped out of an airplane from 15,000 feet without wearing a parachute. I lapped the Nurburgring in 7:04.16. I’ve left numerous lottery wins unclaimed, because I can. I’ve dined in the house of royalty. I invented patent number US 7,934,732 B1. I have a photographic memory, but lost the film. I won three Olympic medals, a gold, silver, and bronze. I have been a Best Man and owned pet sharks (does this make me an evil genius? Muahaha!). I illustrated a children’s book about a talking bicycle. My artwork is featured in some of the most respected collections in North America. I designed the business logo for an exotic car club. The medical community should study my immune system because I never get sick (knock on wood). I have gambled in Macau and sailed the North Sea. I’ve been swimming with rock stars and dated a Princess. I can hold my breath for a minute and six seconds. I rock climbed in Oslo, Norway, explored the castles of Koblenz, Germany, and rode on the GM Lang Lang test track in Victoria, Australia. I live vicariously through myself. I’ve eaten fried ants in Querataro, Mexico and cohabitated with bears in the UP. I received a speeding ticket on the Autobahn and am a published author. I would easily win international culinary fame for my couscous recipe, if I knew what couscous was and could cook. I can change a car tire without picking up a tool (my mechanic can confirm this). I’ve grown shiitake mushrooms and raised sea monkeys.
I have a good sense of humor. I’m a positive-thinking, drama-free, emotionally stable, financially secure, hard working, intelligent, and polite gentleman who can be absent-minded and has some OCD/ADHD tendencies. I’m easy going and can be painfully shy, but still always open to trying new things. I’m very mechanically-minded and can be handy around the house too.
I am the Most Interesting Man in Your World. Please don’t misunderstand me when I say that, I don’t mean to sound obnoxious or conceited, I’m actually being optimistic and hopeful. I’m hoping that my match is out there reading this and she thinks that I’m perfect for her; and similarly she’ll be perfect for me (if you’ve made it this far, maybe that’s you?).
Looking forward to hearing from you!
Stay thirsty my friends!