Hi! I'm a stable, funloving guy originally from the Pacific Northwest.
Here is where I am supposed to describe myself so total strangers can evaluate and judge me. I believe we are the summation of our stuff, our tastes, and our knowledge. Now, having said that I want you to know that I know all the lyrics to “The Humpty Dance” by the Digital Underground. (And I didn’t realize that Shock G and Humpty were the same person until like three years ago. This was the most outdated pop culture reference ever. Sorry.)
Instead of sitting here and writing a really long and boring story about my life I decided to just give you a bunch of random facts about me:
-I can both snap and whistle, though not with two fingers.
-I can roll my tongue but can’t cross my eyes but I wish it were the other way around.
-Reading the Snapple fact of the day from the cap of a bottle of Snapple makes me happy in the morning...which is important, cause it's hard to be happy in the morning.
-I can nail just about any movie quote. I dare you to challenge me.
-I came in 3rd in our last office Scene-It tournament...so ignore that last statement.
-I am a solid poker player or at least I like to think I am
-One time I fell down a flight of stairs in the middle of a lecture center while coming in late to a class in college. It was ok, though, cause someone else did 5 minutes later.
-Parents and animals love me, it’s their daughters/owners that are the issue
-I think MTV is really the downfall of American youth culture, bad music has been pushed on people to a level that is unheard of even surpassing the disco era …… but I can’t stop watching “The Hills”. (Kidding I don’t watch The Hills… no really.)
-Fox News is evil
-Question: why do people write checks in the fast lane at the supermarket? I hate that...and who writes checks anymore anyway?
-I hate the smell of theme park water...but fresh rain smell rocks
-I have an irrational hatred of Paris Hilton, Damon Stoudamire, some small animals, and Jay Leno
Actually in all seriousness I am a driven guy with lots of good things going on in his life. I hope to find someone that I have chemistry with and that wants to share in my life or that wants to dress me up as a cop and have me “arrest her”. (Either one works for me.)
If any of this interests you or want to learn more, drop me a message. (I can’t believe you actually read that entire thing!)
