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Looking for a kind, witty, gregarious guy who is comfortable in his own skin and general station in life. I'd love for you to push me to improve my time in the next BolderBoulder but not get upset when I school you at foosball. I just signed up for the Tough Mudder and can currently do about three push-ups so I'm going to need a lot of help preparing! Hopefully you also enjoy being active, both fitness-wise as well as in your community. We're not talking Eagle Scout, but I'd definitely throw out a few extra points to a guy who would give his grocery cart to a little old lady or his hamburger to a large one. I'm sure I also love to run, hike, bike and camp as much as the last girl who's profile you pretended to read so I won't elaborate here. You'll just have to help me prove it.
I'm lucky to have an incredible family close by, a job that I sincerely love and a big group of genuine friends. We throw and attend many a themed event and spend a lot of time as a group. While I wouldn't trade those experiences for anything, sometimes a girl just wants an excuse to hang out at home and catch up on the DVR one on one. That said, I like to think I'm mildly adventure-driven and will try almost anything twice but I'm definitely not a crazy adrenaline junkie. Let's just say if you want to jet off to Guatemala tomorrow, I'll go, but you're paying and I'm not going to eat a raw quetzal. Probably.
I'm an excellent listener (especially if you're a good story teller) and I'm aware that we aren't both always going to have good days. I don't want to play house with you, I want to know you as the messed up, feisty, sarcastic, sometimes dickish human being you are. I'll even make you a Poor Man's Martini if you've have a strange day. Hope you like gin, but it's not a deal breaker. Some people just can't handle the ol juniper. I get it.
I am a pretty laid back, positive person and love to make people laugh. I'm not up for drama and promise to be honest with you every step of the way so I expect you to return the favor. I'm not searching for perfection, but won't settle for anything less than amazing.
Please don't just wink. If you aren't man enough to send a few witty sentences, we aren't going to get along anyway. Either way, if you have actually read this far I appreciate it! (Does anybody really use all 2,000 characters?!)
Good luck in your search!